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Yesterday was fun.

I went to Tyler's house, and we sat outside his house ten minutes beating on his door before I remembered he FINALLY got his phone back the other day, so I called him. "OH SHIT, YOU'RE AT MY DOOR, AREN'T YOU?!"

Then we played Monopoly. Tyler and I wrecked the shit out of Matt, and then decided to call it a draw after we knocked Matt out. WE SHOOK HANDS.

Then we decided we were hungry. So we ordered three pizzas from Domino's. The pizza delivery lady looked like a man lady, and CJ has to yell as she was driving away "SHE WAS FIIIINE."

Then we watched Burn Notice and everyone watched me throw a fit because they said Dwayne Wade was overrated (WHICH HE IS NOT. HE IS FANTASTIC.)

Then we decided it was time to go for a walk. Butches followed us around while we did. It was bad-ass. We went to the park and played on the playground. It's a lot smaller than I remember. THEN WE WENT TO DOLLAR GENERAL.

On the way there, four gangstas saw as walking about 50 yards behind them, so they hid behind a corner to jump us. We sorta walked far away from the corner so they wouldn't, and then they yelled at us "AYYYYY COME OVA HERE. Y'ALL GOT SOME MONEY?!" Tyler told them nawwww, and we kept walking. Then they yelled at us again "AYYY YOU GOT MONEY?" We told them no and kept walking, then CJ yelled "CYAAA HAHAHAHAHA." at them when we were walking into Dollar General, so they followed us inside. They were looking for us, and we were so close to bolting out the emergency exit, but it sounded an alarm. They found us and tried to corner us in the back of the store, but we got to the front so they wouldn't fuck with us in front of twenty people. They were all "HAHA WE KIDDIN'."

WE ARE NOT STUPID. So, we waited until they got in line with their food and got out of there. One of them was outside waiting for us, but we tried to walk past him as without noticing, and we think we did it. We booked it back to Tyler's house and chilled for a few hours. We played Monopoly again, except Matt was all HAHA DO TEAMS! So Tyler and I teamed up on CJ and Matt, which isn't fair, because Matt isn't the best at Monopoly, and Tyler is dumb. Matt buys any property he lands on, even if he can barely afford it. Tyler and I owned the shit out of them, then I'm pretty sure I had to go.

Yeah. Yesterday was a lot more fun than it sounded, and I miss having days like that.